12 Low Cost Ways to carry out your Mission

1. Write letters or try to speak to some V.I.P.s about your ideas.

2. Form a club which other people will want to join.

3. Tell your family and friends.

4. Hijack a big event, for example, run onto the pitch during the F.A. Cup final.

5. Do some magic tricks which will get you on the television or in the newspapers, like Yuri Geller and his spoon-bending.

6. Promise people that if they do what you say, they will receive an amazing free gift.

7. Threaten people that if they do not do what you say, they will suffer and die.

8. Trick people into giving you all of their money.

9. Pick on sad and lonely people.

10. Do lots of charity work in your town.

11. Make yourself popular by saying what people want to hear.

12. Don't plan anything. Be led by the Spirit of God.